Remember in Jurassic Park 3 when that Spinasaurus Egyptacus swallowed that satellite phone and Dr. Grant and the gang could hear the jingle when the dino was near. :
Yeah well there is this sneaky security guard at work that everybody is creeped out by... so I was thinking I could hide a cell phone in his beefaroni hot lunch, then every 5 minutes at work I could call the number that way the bastard won't scare the poop out of all of us.
on another note.
the Bruce Campbell thingy last night was fantastic! He is everything I expected and MORE!!! Rod knows what I mean. The bitch can do anything! He needs to pick up stand up comedy...funny bastard! My only regret is that I would have brought something evil dead for him to sign...wait wait and I wish the camera guy would have taken a photo rather than f-ing crap quality movie, what is the point of that garbage anyhow?
Tonight, hangin out with my sistas from work... only for maybe an hour at benneegans on way home. I just realized I never write shit like this so now I will STOP!